BREITBORT EXCLUSIVE: An interview with the Debate Fly

You saw it.

We all saw it.

The fly in the debate who landed on Hillary Clinton MULTIPLE times and buzzed around the Donald Trump a few times. When some say that a fly is a nuisance, it turns out that this fly was actually an undecided voter in the upcoming election.

With the weight of the American political landscape laying squarely on the shoulders of these two fine debating Americans, it became clear that the fly was interested in both of them. In a Breitbort exclusive, we sent correspondent Martin Goporach to interview the fly. Here is the transcribed conversation in its entirety:

Martin: Thank you for sitting down with us tonight.

Debate Fly: *barely audible buzzing*

Martin: You’ve informed us that you are an undecided voter, is this correct?

Debate Fly: *barely audible buzzing*

Martin: Incredible. Who do you think won the debate?

Debate Fly: *barely audible buzzing*

Martin: I can’t believe you’d use those words to declare a winner. What did you think of Donald Trump’s stance on energy in America?

Debate Fly: *barely audible buzzing*

Martin: I don’t think anyone could disagree with that. What did you think of Hillary’s?

Debate Fly: *barely audible buzzing*

Martin: Fascinating insight. Ground breaking words by a hard working American. Do you think Hillary is capable of holding office in a competent manner?

Debate Fly: *barely audible buzzing*

Martin: God damnit, I couldn’t agree more. Would you like to suckle this sugar cube with me?

Debate Fly: *suckling sound*

Martin: *suckling sound*

Debate Fly: *suckling sound*

Martin: OK it’s gone.

 

Fantastic work, Martin.

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